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What's Here
Nothing fancy here. Just a repository for my material — mostly humor and fiction but workplace writing, too, for prospective paymasters who'd like to see samples. Just ask.
There's a novel here also, called Thank God for That, an antic yarn in which the vampires of Washington, DC, vie with the vultures of Madison Avenue for the title of “Most Likely to Wreck the Republic in the Regular Course of Business.” It’s a close race. It predates our current predicament by a few presidential terms, so I'm a visionary.
IThe manuscript retains its chaste virtue by virtue of never having been published or optioned. If you are or know someone who knows an agent, publisher or filmmaker, here's an opportunity to get in on the ground floor.
In sum, should you find yourself in want of words — speech, presentation, remarks, op-ed, essay, newsletter article, eulogy, toast, letter of interest, note of apology, bill of lading, recriminating text, pleading email, bris barb, quips for any occasion, or punched-up prose of any kind — let’s talk.
A bit more about me.
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I'm living in the moment more than ever! It's just the wrong moment.
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You'd think that by now, the cops would've figured out who's been robbing Peter and what kind of pinch "Paul" has been running. It can't be a tough case to crack. It's the same people, same M.O. over and over. Classic pattern crime.
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It's not that we're "coastal elites." We just know better than everyone else.
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Speaking of Kierkegaard, some people say he was the wittiest of the 18th Century Swedish physicists, which is hilarious because he was a 19th Century Dutch philosopher. People are such dopes.
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I love that on amazon, you can watch a video showing how a pair of socks will perform in real life. It's empowering.
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Three-legged stool? Hard pass.
It's Xi and Ye!
I schlonged your moms
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